Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Side-Chick Debacle

Ha! an old age question or should I say practise......maybe one should safely say it's as old as the discovery of the female species, that sounds about right. Monogamy is a nearly extinct Dinasour and fervently poached by those desperate for the happy ending and picket fences......well *Guffaws* the picket fence Sorority might as well down their tools..... Crime makes it impossibble for such in South Africa and the rest of the Sub-Sahara..... Moving On.

I would argue that fidelity is as endangered as the Rhino.... Tell me I lie, I'll get you a double tot of Milk. I think for Christians hell bent on the practise of FAITH... I can safely say every relationship needs a double dose of Faith than Love...yeah I said it, for us to be able to blindly get on with our relationships it is imperative that one conjures a certain kind of blindfaith, especially the unrealistic folk..... Yeah it is said that pray about your problems, Now one does not ridicule those who do and the confessed power of prayer from them.... but please show me a repentant cheat!

I marvel at the robust way so called stable partners and wives judge the other woman in the triangle, square and lately guys have been known to have hexagons,YEP!!!!! that is the extent of their cheating ways. It is a laughable Moral Highground Martyr manner........ Well as I have already mentioned , the zeal in which the other woman is persecuted sends me into laughter inspired jerkings of orgasm..... Yes orgasmic pleasure is what I get. How could one be so blind and self betraying?, or is it faith in the philandering fool... my guess is that someone is being an Ostrich.

Now Ladies I see the pedestal you all standing on when you speak about the so called Side-Chick.. I can safely say there is a Trillion and one of you who stood in the shadows and waited for a man who was with someone.... This is where the #Side-Chick Support Group does a Tidal Wave!!!!!!!!! say POW!!!!!!. Well I'm not anyone's favorite in this moment to the extent I lost 15+ followers on Twitter based on my ramblings... hahahahaha as Themba Radebe would laugh  Hajajajajaja!!!!!!! See the worry in my eyes, truth or should I say reality has a way of feeling like a constipated system, in this case unless we take a dose of reality the reality of side-chicks will remain a constipation inducing subject for most women.

I can ramble as far out as I can, Baby Diablosi one knows there is a lot that can be said on the subject, for it is a subject. Men shall continue to seek the pleasures of the outside...Physically or emotionally. The sooner we pursue relationships that are true to us and our partners the better. Remember when you in it for convenience you will be an inconvenience one day , for surely one will fall in love without the burden of being convenient.

Women don't sit there twiddling your nails and preaching the gospel of chastity, I see you .. We see you and see ourselves in the mirror also.... you are infidels of the worst kind for you seldom get caught. Sad especially in the black culture where the inheritance of "Umkhonto" is big, revered and sacred......How many non-sons preside over other people's kraals.... Ha!!!!  I dare you say otherwise.....Exactly "SIT DOWN"

Is that water guns coming after me, well my point is we all in paper houses stop water gun shooting other kids........ There is no bonus for living the lie!!!!!!!

I shall visit this Topic once again............. for I say a lot and nothing at all . Only the realists shall hasten and hear me.

By the way I'm an aspiring Side-Chick or Stable whichever comes first.............* Walks away ebetha umlozi *



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